CRAP! No One Loves Me

'''CRAP! No One Loves Me, sometimes stylized CRAP! No One Loves Me...,''' is a racing/platforming game released by Arcane Kids as part of the 2015 Fantastic Arcade Humble Bundle. It's no longer available legally, but the game is available for download here.

Premise
The player begins their journery in a vape shoppe called "The Vape Beyond" where they can choose an avatar, in this space the player can get accustomed to the controls. The player must drop into the trash outside the shoppe to begin the game. The player must bobsledd down challenging platforms with the ultimate goal of hitting the iPhone screen at the end of the level through surreal landscapes inspired by the heavy use of net art popular at the time of release. The coffin will break should the player fall from the platforms beyond their respective zones or if it's hit by obstacles, revealing the skeleton of the player inside-- it is possible to move the skeleton for a brief period of time if it lands on the platform, making it possible to reach checkpoints without respawning the coffin.

As a coffin, they can jump and boost forward, complete with the ability to aim in mid-air.

The goal of the game is to obtain a high score after beating all the eight levels-- the high score will reset itself everytime the player wastes all their lives.